OK, friend, why are you here? It’s read a book day.
How can you do that surreptitiously while at work? I can’t suborn such behavior, but you already know about this:
You probably have seen this:
You might find this new:
And you doubtless have this already:
(I mean, c’mon, it’s literally “freebooks.com.”)
So, open one and read a page. Just a page. It could even be this page:
Enjoy, fellow Pheniacs!